Shaadi ke side effects – the husband’s version

I had planned to write about shaadi ke side effects today, about few things that have changed for me after marriage. Then on breakfast today, I casually asked TBH that what he feels have changed for him since our marriage. To my surprise he had a long list to mention. Suddenly my list seemed too emotional, mushy and touchy. I decided to go ahead and post his version. Though after every point he kept saying, my biwi is the best, I don’t face all this but I am talking from friend’s perspective. You are free to make your own assumptions, I would like to believe my husbandJ. So here are the few situations which changed for TBH after marriage.

Confirming choices: According to the husband, this is the most challenging change. Now what does he know about which shoes/bag go with which dress, which color curtains would suit our white wall, what should be menu for the dinner when guests are coming etc etc. Now these questions are not only thrown but a reasonable answer is also expected out of him.

[I am guilty of this, I have only him with me most of the times, so while shopping, while getting ready, while cooking, while making big purchases I keep on bugging him with similar questions. And when he answers a sacchi (?) follows, he is like why would I lie]

Bathroom shocks: Seeing your bathroom filled with stuff you never knew existed. Multiple hair products, different soaps, face washes and alike. He says that my bright orange body shower loofah constantly stares at him when he takes a bath :P. When he was a bachelor one soap would solve all the purpose.

Being answerable: Being answerable to mundane things, how long will you take? Why did you take so long? Kiska call tha? Kya bol rahe the?Kab soage? Kab uthoge? Etc etc.

[All I can say is I am not all that nagging, I ask some of the above questions only out of concern or curiosity]

Being critical about expenses: About phone bill, about car servicing, about laundry, eating out, restaurants bill etc.

[I promise, I am not at all into this, finance is all TBH’s matter]

Making multiple shopping trips: TBH is a kind of person, who would shop on a yearly basis, like before Diwali or before an important business trip. But now shopping trips are planned, and executed on a biweekly basis. Stocking stuff for future, buying stuff for different occasions. This all is so new to him.

During Cricket Matches: answering silly questions like who is playing, what is a no ball, what is free hit and then on a very critical point, listening to a panicky ‘suno’ and the dilemma of strategically answering it.

[I am not the one who says suno, I know sports is serious business for TBH, in fact I have developed interest and started being updated with cricket related news]

Language change: Consciously using sober language with friends and avoiding swear words.

[TBH is not the guy who uses them or have such words in his daily vocab, here again I had to stop using the F word and limit my cursing]

Few more:

  • Having a shoe rack at home.
  • Planning drinking days and outings and looking for occasions unlike before when it was like ‘jaha char yaar miljaye wahi rat hai gulzar’.
  • Having saloon appointments, getting a haircut in time and also exploring more services and spending more bucks while the wifey is getting her beauty treatments done.
  • Being from an all guys household, getting surprised with all the possible beauty products & services and fascination for nail paints.
  • And the toughest handling mood swings without ever getting the exact reason for the sudden emotional outburst.

What can I say!!! This only reminded me of this scene from the movie Pyar ka Punchnama, go watch the clip and you would know what I mean. I have always sympathized with the guys in similar situation. And somehow feels whatever the character says in the below scene is so true.  I know it’s no easy feat living with a female on 24*7 basis specially when she comes in the other half category and have full right on the Man.

Would love to hear the big – small changes you or your partner feels on a daily basis post shaadi?

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8 thoughts on “Shaadi ke side effects – the husband’s version

  1. nepaliaustralian April 23, 2014 at 6:05 am Reply

    My husband list will also include
    • Owing too many pairs of shoes and too many t shirts
    • Learning to cook better
    • Socialising with unlimited number of friends and family
    • Answer my silly questions without being irritated 🙂

    • onehonestwriter April 29, 2014 at 9:43 am Reply

      Hehe thanks for adding to the list, how can I miss the socializing part, holds true for us too 🙂

  2. mariacatalinaegan April 23, 2014 at 7:26 am Reply

    This was really interesting. I grew up in a large family and had many brothers so entering a household as a wife was not so full of certain surprises. The ones you shared were great fun and here in America I would exchange American Football and Baseball for Cricket, but there is areal parallel and camaraderie about adapting which is international . #AtoZchallenge ☮Peace ☮ ღ ONE ℒℴνℯ ღ ☼ Light ☼ visiting from
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  3. greenboochi April 23, 2014 at 10:05 am Reply

    Enjoyed reading it OHW! 🙂 Sometime, I will write about mine 🙂

  4. tandooripanipurilife April 28, 2014 at 11:50 am Reply

    Mine toh everything changed after shaadi.. maybe I will write about it 🙂
    After reading this post, I asked PK to read it, he was nodding non-stop while reading the post lol I think PK agree’s with TBH hehehe…
    PK added that he didn’t knew that girls need different types of shoes, cosmetics & handbags in their regular wardrobe!!

    • onehonestwriter April 29, 2014 at 9:45 am Reply

      Yes sacchi, life becomes full of surprises for husbands of all boys households !!! Write yours, I am waiting.

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