Some recent conversations in our household

So Master-chef India has gone vegetarian this year, we were watching TV and the Masterchef ad was running.

Him – lo maine bola tha na ( I told you na)
Me – Arey baba, I am just a decent home cook
Him – Arey telling this for myself
Me – face palm

Coming from someone who haven’t progressed from Maggie, tea, milkshake, cornflakes, bread butter, in last three years of marriage.

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So yesterday a Rs.240 tag got stuck in TBH’s feet from somewhere. It caught my attention when we sat on the floor bed made for Bunny.

Me – so you are priced at 240 now?
Him – huh
Me – or probably your legs
Him – with a poker face) no, mere pair ka kachda ( the dust of my feet)
I wasn’t expecting such instant wittiness, and a good laugh.

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This portrays my dumbness. We bought some batteries the other day with MRP 235 and we were billed 300 Rs, we both were in a rush and dint check it. I really don’t like such things, even a small amount bothers me. So I asked TBh to go there the next day and show them their mistake, he reluctantly agreed.

Next day in a complaining voice I said will you be going there, or I should open the packing, I need to use them.
He said, open it, no problem.
I was like problem kaise nahi, how will you show them then?
He said kyu ek hee piece hai iska, unki shop mein aur bhi honge na.
I couldn’t believe my dumbness, which dint ended here.
I continued how will they know we bought this only.
TBH, from the bill !!!! giving me those tum bhi na.

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While shuffling channel we caught the glimpse of one of the Sonam Kapoor’s film where she is wearing a halter neck kind of top. Both of us detest her for our own reasons, she said some dialogue with her typical expressions.
Him – Dekhi kya acting hai
Me – I can’t take my eyes off her shoulders, ki aage kuch dekhu. ( I think she has unreasonably broad shoulders as compared to her face/lower body)
Him – Arey usne banaye hai apne shoulders aise, used style hai, don’t you knew she is a fashion icon.
And I had a big big laugh after that :).

This may not sound funny enough to read but the promptness and spontaneity gave some nice smiles :). Just a reminder of us time :).

P.S. Happy Valentine day you guys :). We are off for a weekend gateway and no guesses Bunny is our Valentine.

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One thought on “Some recent conversations in our household

  1. The Girl Next Door February 14, 2015 at 8:47 am Reply

    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    Happy Valentine’s Day to all three of you! Have a great break!

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